President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro

President houseplant has been very transformational

by Eushshtb March 20, 2021

Housecarl

A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.

Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.

by Grosenberries November 14, 2014

Houseplanting

Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.

Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.

by boughs.of.folly April 28, 2021

Houseparty

houseparty is a talking app sort of like facetime where you can have no more than 8 people in a room, those 8 people can consist of your friends, your friends friends. Houseparty is a good app because you can talk to people just like facetime even if they had an android. A lot of randoms join calls but thats because some dickheads add random people they don't even know. If you need to speak to someone privately you can always lock the room and if you the only way for people to get in is if you wave to them, they can then join the call whenever they want.

P1: Oi P3 let's houseparty

P3 sure
*they get on houseparty*
P2: hey guys what's up
P3: aye how's it going
P1: P2 who the fuck is P3
P2: she's my friend
P1: Omg lets lock the room my cousins online

by tiktokerbish November 4, 2019

Dirty Ricardo Houseparty

When someone hosts a large party of men of latin descent (preferably 10 or more) and have all of them ejaculate inside a jar. This jar can be used for the house party. The guests are then treated with drinks from said jar.

Guy 1:Hey man what's in this beer it tastes digusting!
Guy 2:It's semen....
Guy 1:That's so gross!!!
Guy 2:Well you came to a Dirty Ricardo Houseparty.
Guy1:I guess your right.(continues drinking beer)

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 6, 2021