horser

ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run

Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser

by hawk__ January 20, 2021

Horser

A horser can be whatever you want it to be becuase nobody seems to know what a fucking horser is

The crackhead at the gas staion leans in and asks yo you got that horser on you?

by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

half houser

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

horseradish

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.

*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

by beeeel March 13, 2014