Horsery

1. Magic done with or by horses.
2. Equestrian sports or affairs.
3. The totality of equine species (as "humanity" is to people).

Horsery is the common thread running through all of Dick Francis's mystery novels.

by mdrum July 19, 2009

ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020