hotsicle

Someone who meets two requirements. Firstly, being exceedingly attractive, and secondly being exceedingly cool. Someone who is a hotsicle, typically has lots of friends who admire him/her (or alternately are envious of him/her). Any guy or girl in a relationship with a hotsicle tends towards being very lucky in the short term, but runs a risk of being extremely unlucky in the long term, as hotsicles also generally are not the brightest people around, and lack key principles where relationships are concerned.

Guy 1: Man... Did you just see that girl that walked past us? I'd hit that in a new york minute.

Guy 2: Are you kidding? I agree she's a hotsicle, but you know what they say about those...

by Turkey Boy January 31, 2008

Hopicide

A beer club term coined to describe drinking several of the most potent Imperial India Pale Ales. Derived from imbibing way too much strong IPA.

After consuming my sixth Imperial IPA I realized that I had voluntarily committed Hopicide

by Morgthebear July 29, 2014

Charlotte Hotpocket

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.

Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234

by dcarp April 2, 2011

Hospice

Making a person as comfortable with certain medicines, until the time for their passing comes

Person 1: Man, I heard that Jim's grandpa is in hospice.
Person 2: Oh, we should go visit him before he dies.

by Shmellbell135 October 22, 2013

Hotspice

Extreamly Hot Girl

J'vaani;" OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL SHE WAS A HOTSPICE JEEEEZE. "

by Boss;) September 2, 2011

Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

hoticulating

Speaking words of ho-ish meaning.

Rose: You guys wanna go to my house
Guys: Stop hoticulating rose.

by You a ho March 26, 2009