Hot Nuts

1. Putting hot sauce on your boyfriend's testicles and performing oral on them.

2. A spicy snack of peanuts covered in lime and chili flavor powder made by Takis.

"I had some hot Nuts last night!" "Do you mean Takis peanuts or the other kind?"

by Freddy F. February 9, 2022

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

hot two nuts

An extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. A hot two nuts' behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab assing, and other faggoty stuff. They are obnoxious and unseemly characters.

Man that was a great party till those fag hags brought that hot two nuts. He got all drunk and started slapping his ass in tighty whitetys! Uggh!

by d-doggy September 8, 2006

hot as nuts

To be extremely hot, sexy.

"You mean your hot as nuts uncle Charlie?"

by Mbastn July 10, 2005

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

Hotnuts

A man wearing shorts above the knee level, ranging from small gym shorts to Daisy Dukes. Usually suggests gayness or just a really bad sense of dress.

Damn, look at Hotnuts over there. Those balls are practically grazing the flames!

by stop it loser March 8, 2009

Hotnuts

A pre occupied person, so busy their testicles may have actually begun to overheat.

Slow down there hotnuts, tomorrow's another day!

by bobby the assclown May 13, 2005