hookmonster

A philanderer; someone who has a wandering pee pee; someone who has seen more ass than a chair. Used as a term of endearment specifically in Killeen, TX.

Person 1: What up, hookmonster?

Person 2: You know it, ask your sister about that.

by El Doctor December 28, 2005

hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

by gollen October 15, 2003

hose monster

A (preferably) Woman who cannot get enough COCK in her mouth....

That beyotch was a total HOSE MONSTER.... Damn near sucked a ball outta my sack.......

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

hegemonster

Someone who always dominates in relations with others.

Combination of monster and the political term hegemon.

Bill O'Reilly is the hegemonster of late-night on Fox News.

by Rolo Tomassi July 5, 2004

hose monster

A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR

Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....

by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.

Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.

by Chris Norton January 10, 2007

hose monster

A well-endowed man with an ample amount of sexual prowess.

Dan banged seven different girls in one night. What a hose monster!

by perf August 27, 2003