Richard Horst

Basically a douche bag who likes it in the ass.

“Dang I just Richard Horst that man last night!

by Dockson Emilie April 30, 2019

Rich as a Horst

Doing something which is relatively unproductive, underachieving, while taking advantage of assistance designed for the legitimately needy. Synonym for free rider.

Bob quit his high paying Wall Street job to sit on his ass all day and make Terra Cotta pots. Now he qualifies for free health insurance. That guy is Rich as a Horst.

by Big Wheel November 4, 2013

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Horntail

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead

Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.

by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.

That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!

by Pipsi July 28, 2008