Horsepower

An imperial unit of power. 1 Hp = 746 W

It would take a car travelling up a 3.2 degree slope with drag coefficient .33 and cross sectional area 2.5m^2 44 Horsepower to go 100km/h. Excluding friction.

Horsepower by volga11 December 9, 2008

horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.

Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.

horseford by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008

Horse Porn 

Porn with horses on it

Thomas is looking at horse porn

Horse Porn by Thomas March 16, 2005

horsepower hill

Any large, hillclimb that requires skill and brute hosrepower to successfully negotiate.

We went to Dove Springs and saw many riders attempting to climb Horsepower Hill.

Just about every motorcycle riding area has its own 'horsepower hill'.

horsepower hill by mreverting September 19, 2007

HORSECOUNTING 

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.

Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived

HORSECOUNTING by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010

Mental Horsepower 

When you personally have made a repair to a machine and feel that it works better just because you worked on it. Even if the part of the machine you worked on would not make it work any better.

Jim: "I replaced the heater core in my car, now it seems faster..."
Sam: "I've heard of that before."
Jim: "Seems to run smoother too!?"
Sam: "That's Mental Horsepower!"

Mental Horsepower by MNIGHT August 21, 2009

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom 

A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.

Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!"
Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom."
And so --
Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?"
Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom by FitofPeak January 2, 2015