Bojack Horseman

A pseudo-celebrity horse that drinks too much, hates the troops, hates himself, and fucks his agent.

Hey did you hear what Bojack Horseman did last weekend? Yeah, me neither.

by AnonGuy248 September 7, 2014

Horsemonkey

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

goblin horde

The Goblin Horde is a gang known for arms trafficking and prostitution with known members in Clovis CA, and Amarillo TX. They are known to use the San Jauquin River to travel throughout the state. Their main rivals are the Fresno Bulldogs street gang.

Person 1: Did you hear about that shooting last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard that the goblin horde was involved.
Person 1: Uh oh.

by Cyclore1469 February 5, 2019

Horsemen Race

Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.

DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?

TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,

DX: Well said.

by Andymays January 28, 2012

Bojack Horseman

A mixture of diet coke and whiskey.

1: Dude we ran out of coke.
2: it's cool we got a liter of diet coke.
1: fuck yeah I love me some BOJACK HORSEMAN!!

by Johnny wu September 30, 2014

Horde of Midgets

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.

A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.

by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

Bojack Horseman

The feeling you get when you see something that doesn't seem like it's the best thing ever, but the more you experience it the more you enjoy it

Guy1: man this show sucks
Guy2: who knows maybe it will be another Bojack Horseman

by Sock monkey 8654 November 1, 2016