hooner

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

by Bibs August 31, 2006

hooner

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

by mightlife January 18, 2009

hooner

An incredibly ugly woman. Slightly more foul than a bint, but not as rancid as a minger. On a par with a munter but with saggier norks.

Susan Appleyard

by Mancunian B July 24, 2003

hooner

forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!

pass the hooner... i wna get blazed!

by evisurudeboy November 29, 2006

hooner

Another word for Howler in the UK

I've had a hooner lads, I ain't gonna make it to the end of this round

by mrf147953 January 16, 2022

hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.

Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

Hooner

When you elbow someone else's stomach while you jerk off

Do you want a hooner?

by IsAiAh_LoVe69 January 12, 2019