hookin the G

The act of female masturbaion where the fingers are interested and curled to stimulate the G spot.

Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.

I'm bored I think I'm going to go upstairs and hook the G.

Hookin the G

by Ballgaser IV February 16, 2017

Houfin

Scot's word that is used to describe something extremely disgusting, putrid, rancid, etc. and especially in relation to something bad smelling.
Comes after "boggin" in the descriptive scale of good to bad. Something boggin would insight disapproval and disgust, where as something houfin would likely encourage an unwanted physical response, ie. give you the boak!

aw whit..... Kev's pure getting aff wi yer Gran and he just pulled half her falsers oot his mouth..... that is houfin likes!!

me: heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuwewew....
pal: whats up wi your puss?
me: just stood on that rat man it's totally houfin, burst open wi these maggots an shit aw wrigglin aboot, pure gien me the dry boke like!!

by ram5ay April 28, 2011

hoopin n hollerin

The thing ya momma and aunts say the kids doing. Manley when there’s a large gathering of siblings and cousins. Hoopin and hollerin is a way older adults like to describe how loud kids sound.(Mostly just black parents)

Auntie 1: Them damn kids ova steady hoopin n hollerin.

Auntie 2: Mmmhm they too damn loud.

by Gave.it.to.you September 10, 2020

Hoonin

an alternate spelling for "Hooning".The act of being a Hoon or Hoonigan,driving wrecklessly, doing burnouts and drag racing etc.

I'm feeling a need for speed needin to burn some rubber, you wanna go hoonin?

by Bubba Ganoush August 22, 2011

hoobin doobin

When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied

Dude 1: Dude, last night was like I dont know.

Dude 2: Dude it was fuking hoobin doobin

by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009

hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

by twigboy22 May 27, 2010

hootin skootin

1) a hill-billy exlamation that can be used in times of anger or happiness.

"Aww hootin skootin, der goes ma dog"
"HOOTIN SKOOTIN!!!"

by James Scharl May 10, 2004