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hoodini

A hooini, is when a male is having sex with a female from behind and he spits on her back, after she turns around he jizzes in her face.
Spewing
Popping one
A cream jizz back sandwhich
Hoodini
by The fleakin man December 19, 2008
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Hoodini

The World's first escape proof baby swaddle OR the little escape artist baby who keeps getting out of all of their swaddle at night and needs the Hoodini swaddle product. It is created in one additive manufacturing process called 3D knitting. The Hoodini is made in one piece with no cutting, no sewing, no waist and no labor. The Hoodini is engineered with hug technology to give the baby the sensation of a hug all night long. Because this swaddle is escape-proof it prevents the startle reflex, face scratching, and any suffocation hazards. It is the safest and most sustainable baby swaddle ever invented.
Is there a little Hoodini in your life?
by MomisRight247 June 8, 2018
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hoodini

look it is a hoodini
by Mr.poffy April 6, 2017
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hoodini

A swindler or con artist who uses his skills so you become poor as hell, and empty your pockets into his hands.
Damn, I heard this noise behind me and looked back turned around and was sitting on a milk crate holding two bananas.
That nigga must of been hoodini.
by Bobert August 31, 2008
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reverse hoodini

before you know what a reverse hoodini is you need to know what a hoodini is.... a hoodini is ( HOODINI: After engaging in the act of sexual intercourse whilst in the "doggy-style" position, the giver will then spit upon the backside of the receiver. When said receiver turns around, the giver will cum upon their face.) now a reverse hoodini is whilst having sexual intercourse instead of spitting on the back you cum upon the back and when the cunt turns around u spit in her face...
cameron was dissapointed with hectorias sexual performance so he pulled a reverse hoodini to tell her to step up her game
by zakias May 5, 2008
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hoodini cum

where the cum dissapears
i was getting a bj and the hoodini cum couldnt be found
by jaba the slut January 24, 2008
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Hoodini

Noun.

(Derogatory)

An elusive drug addict or destitute thief that has mastered the craft of stealing your personal belonings,without getting caught or noticed.
Subject A: Nigga, who's black ass stole my wheels and left my hellcat on cinder blocks?

Subject B: Hoodini done took 'em all. He even took yo rims.

Subject A: Can't have shit in Detroit

Subject B: Shieeet.
by Babybackribs420 October 19, 2025
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