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Honda Civic

Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.

SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)
Man did you see that lil D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?

Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst
by TyDIz December 4, 2004
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The choice of car for most spics. You usually wont be able to tell its a Civic because all of the shitty modifications. They might look somewhat fast when the spics "soup up their whip" but it wont go faster than 75 mph.
Jose- Hey mang how about you race your camaro against my Honda Civic?
John-ok

John wins by 15 minutes
by klanson August 5, 2010
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A piece of crap car, normally driven by individuals with of Asian and Latino descent who think they're hot shit with their farting exhausts. No, they're indeed quite useless.
White Guy #1: Did you just fart?

White Guy #2: No, it was the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic

White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?

White Guy #2: Yup.
by Jonny33YEEEEEBOII March 2, 2011
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The most BORING car ever. Built since the 70's, and got popular in the USA during the 70's gas crisis. A cheap car that was designed soley to get good gas mileage, but looks like a cartoon car that took 2 minutes to design. Today they are popular with ignorant people who don't care what they drive as long as it gets them to point A, B, or C. And of course wiggers and gang bangers who put stupid mufflers on them that make them sound like weed wackers. They also put tail spoilers on them that don't even match the car, or give them ugly paint jobs.
Ok, I understand people care about getting good gas mileage but seriously...kill off the Honda Civic. It is a bland dull car with a horrible image these days.
by Metalhead83 January 1, 2012
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It is when you ask someone to subtly wet an amount of toilet paper so it is easier to wipe your bum after a poop
Can you please Honda Civic this piece of toilet paper?
by Rosie2016 January 25, 2019
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Haun-da civ-ec ~ a piece of shit.
by Honda - Go blow me! October 29, 2003
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A honda civic is a car with much potential for all you v8 lovers. A civic may not produce as much horsepower as a v8 stock but who leaves their car stock? A turboed 1.6L Civic would spank a v8 even tho the v8 is still pushing more horsepower and torque. Honda engines are great because they are very small but can generate a shit load of horsepower so why don't you v8 lovers go look at a youtube video sometime and look at a Civic pushing 500 or 600hp and see if your "big time v8s" can keep up. And remember one thing, it doesn't matter how fast your car goes, it's how fast you can get it up there so the civic dominates in the quickness factor!
*200hp Honda Civic 12 sec car / 300hp v8 14 sec car
*v8 is a health drink and nothing better!
by CrxSohcZc December 14, 2008
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