homoerectus

An adjective used to describe a situation or an object that is not just gay, but so fucking homosexual that it deserves some extra finesse.

Guy: "I want Maddi to fix my belt because if Jeff does it, then it'll be homoerectus."

by TheDeadHornet November 7, 2018

homoerectus

A Mammal Which Stands on 2 Feet

Every Human Bieng is Homoerectus

by SexyEyes November 26, 2004

Ur whole family homoerectus

The worst insult ever to exist ever in the history of the world, worst than “Ur Mom gay and Ur dad Lesbian” combined anyone you use it against dies instantly and their whole family is dishonored.

Brad: “Ur Mom gay lol”

Ryan: “Ur whole family homoerectus

Brad” *dies and gets banished to the shadow realm*

by GremlinsGastLighter69 March 9, 2018

Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

homoerectus

This was actually a prehistoric homosexual dinosaur that became aroused at the site of another dinosaur's penal area...(usually a t-rex)..

RAWR!!! Hey Fred... that Triceratops sure does make my wang hard!!! Yeah.. that's cause you're a homoerectus!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

homoerectus

When a mans wang is hugified by the site of another man.

Yeah, well you suffer from the classic case of homoerectus syndrome. She didn't leave you to get your money. She left cause your gay...

by bob November 24, 2003

Homoerectus

A person whom becomes erect at the sight of a homosexual.

Hey look, a homo! Wait, is that an erection in your pants? You're a homoerectus!

by tonzie_c February 24, 2009