Hommus Sapiens

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).

"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"

by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011

Mon homme

French term of endearment for a man. Generally means my darling, honey, sweetie. Literally means, "My Man". How an over thirty something female refers to her masculine lover.

Where is mon homme?

by LuluBleu August 13, 2017

Joshua Homme

Joshua Michael Homme (born May 17, 1973) is a musician from Palm Desert, California.
He is most famous for his band Queens of the Stone Age but has worked with other bands such as Eagles of Death Metal, Screaming Trees and The Desert Sessions.

Josh works with various artists including Nick Oliveri, Mark Lanegan, Dave Grohl, Jesse "The Devil" Hughes and Troy Van Leeuwen.
Most of the people he works with are known to take mushrooms, LSD and other drugs in the desert to make music.
This is released as The Desert Sessions.

Joshua Homme is 6ft 5 and will kick your ass.

by Alf Muniz June 24, 2006

Hommel Hot Pocket

(Hom•mull)

Noun

1. When a person that enjoys the taste of another person's flatulence.

"That hommel hot pocket was delicious"

2. A rotten odor so pungent that you taste but also enjoy it.

"That rotting carcass had a flavorful hommel hot pocket"

3. Someone that would enjoy eating the rectum of a skunk.

Mike: I'm really sorry but I have terrible gas today.

Matt: Let them fly. I love a good hommel hot pocket.

Mike: Are you serious? I had Mexican food for dinner!

Matt: I love the taste of recycled refried beans.

by Thebrightone24 October 14, 2020

Homme fatale

The masculine form of "femme fatale".

Womanizers, playboys, casanovas fall under this category.

girl 1: look at that guy

girl 2: he's homme fatale

girl 1: what?

girl 2: you know, playboys, womanizers, etc

by Scorpio_Rishi May 6, 2014

Hommelicious

of or relating to sexy Josh Homme from Kyuss, QOTSA, Eagles of Death Metal, and Them Crooked Vultures. Can also be used to describe Josh's musical style, although it is not to be confused with Homme-esque. Commonly used to express attraction to Mr. Homme as well.

Example A:

Dave: Dude, I love the new Queens of the Stone Age album.

Chad: Yeah man, it's so Hommelicious.

Example B:

Dave: Woah, look at this picture of Josh Homme!

Tina: HOMMELICIOUS!!

by KarmaCollision May 21, 2010

homme de terre

a none flowery homme without the camp overtones

Stanley was not your tyipical mincer, he was more your homme de terre

by Dave Sneaky March 24, 2004