"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 26, 2017
Get the Homeschooled, Bro. mug.A kid who is merely "homeschooled" is not a "homeschooler". This means that though they do their work at home, they actually have friends, they actually go to the movies, their best friends are not their parents, and they don't wear ugly high waisted mom jeans that make them look like they have no butt. They are the kids who would be the cool kids if they went to school, but they're just lucky enough that they get to stay home and do their school whenever they feel like it. They also know how to flirt and how to kiss. They have a bunch of friends. Many of these friends go to school. Homeschooled kids also know how to dress fashionably. They wear low ride skinny jeans and shirts that hang off their shoulder. They wear high heels and are allowed to wear strapless dresses. They go to homeschool homecoming which is a dance where many people dance all in one big clump while some grind in the middle of the clump away from the eyes of supervisors. There is so much more to say, but basically homeschooled kids are like other kids. Normal. We have raging hormones, we dress like human beings instead of old decrepit moms from the 90's. We have normal friends and *shocking!!* we know how babies are made! The coolest homeschooled kids in the world live in South Florida. End of story ;)
Note: Homeschooled kids tend to be just as smart as homeschoolers but do not show it because that would make them seem lame.
Note: Homeschooled kids tend to be just as smart as homeschoolers but do not show it because that would make them seem lame.
John: Wow... look at the homeschooler trying to talk to that girl. Homeschoolers are pathetic.
Jen: You are a homeschooler.
John: How dare you insult me! I'm homeschooled but I'm not a homeschooler.
Jen: What's the difference?
John: Homeschoolers are pathetic losers and homeschooled kids are normal people who just so happen to be freaking lucky enough to do their school at home!
Jen: Oh... I get it!
Jen: You are a homeschooler.
John: How dare you insult me! I'm homeschooled but I'm not a homeschooler.
Jen: What's the difference?
John: Homeschoolers are pathetic losers and homeschooled kids are normal people who just so happen to be freaking lucky enough to do their school at home!
Jen: Oh... I get it!
by homeschooledchica January 23, 2011
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1. bitch please, everyone knows that to divide fractions you have to turn the second fraction upside-down. you just got homeschooled bro!
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Forced homeschooler. Usually, the kid spends his days in loneliness trying to learn on his own (unless his parents act like his teachers.) The kid will probably be in a sport (baseball) if the parents allow him to, and hang out with neighborhood buddies.
An enthusiastic homeschooler will be participating in every single extra-curricular activity available. Hates public schools. Has many friends from homeschool. Believes that the real world is bad and that you have to stay away from it.
Loved Homeschooler. Usually homeschooling parents will describe their kid as the “loved homeschooler”. His parents will be loving and caring people and they will make him participate in all kinds of dance, sports, art classes. Send them to malls and museums every 3 days, have them have 10 million friends. Such a homeschool family exists in about 5% in 1 million.
A sheltered homeschooler has no friends, never goes outside except to play with the little kids. Never gets any clothes because mom says you don’t need them because you never go out anyway. If the person is cyber-schooled, he usually surfs the web 24/7 and knows almost everything about the internet. Lies about doing his work, and is behind on it and is a huge procrastinator. This kid will probably go on Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo or some chat site and add random people to talk to in hopes of not losing their social skills. He spends his days moping, depressed and hypnotized with the internet.
Forced homeschooler. Usually, the kid spends his days in loneliness trying to learn on his own (unless his parents act like his teachers.) The kid will probably be in a sport (baseball) if the parents allow him to, and hang out with neighborhood buddies.
An enthusiastic homeschooler will be participating in every single extra-curricular activity available. Hates public schools. Has many friends from homeschool. Believes that the real world is bad and that you have to stay away from it.
Loved Homeschooler. Usually homeschooling parents will describe their kid as the “loved homeschooler”. His parents will be loving and caring people and they will make him participate in all kinds of dance, sports, art classes. Send them to malls and museums every 3 days, have them have 10 million friends. Such a homeschool family exists in about 5% in 1 million.
A sheltered homeschooler has no friends, never goes outside except to play with the little kids. Never gets any clothes because mom says you don’t need them because you never go out anyway. If the person is cyber-schooled, he usually surfs the web 24/7 and knows almost everything about the internet. Lies about doing his work, and is behind on it and is a huge procrastinator. This kid will probably go on Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo or some chat site and add random people to talk to in hopes of not losing their social skills. He spends his days moping, depressed and hypnotized with the internet.
Example 1:
Bob participates in the little league and plays outside with his friends. He has a meh life.
Example 2:
Sally: Oh hey what do you do during the weekends?
Jane: Oh I take Science classes
Sally: Oh wow. I relax at the mall.
Example 3:
Public School parent: OMG public school is so much better than homeschool! You can socialize, meet friends, play sports!
Homeschooled parent: NOO the kid needs to work at home. He also plays outside a lot, has many friends, goes to the mall, has parties…
Example 4: Beth spent her homeschooled years surfing chat websites. It’s no wonder she’s a social hermit.
Bob participates in the little league and plays outside with his friends. He has a meh life.
Example 2:
Sally: Oh hey what do you do during the weekends?
Jane: Oh I take Science classes
Sally: Oh wow. I relax at the mall.
Example 3:
Public School parent: OMG public school is so much better than homeschool! You can socialize, meet friends, play sports!
Homeschooled parent: NOO the kid needs to work at home. He also plays outside a lot, has many friends, goes to the mall, has parties…
Example 4: Beth spent her homeschooled years surfing chat websites. It’s no wonder she’s a social hermit.
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Dan: is she homeschooled?
Haikey: helll yeah she fuckin autistic af have you seen that pussy ass bitch
Dan: LMAOOO
Haikey: helll yeah she fuckin autistic af have you seen that pussy ass bitch
Dan: LMAOOO
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