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by olivia franklin December 12, 2021
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homophones

Differently spelled words that pronounce exactly the same.

Some common homophones include
- there, their, they’re
- your, you’re
- taught, taut, tot
- aunt, ant
- for, four, fore
- break, brake
- scent, cent, sent
- weather, whether

An alarmingly significant chunk of the English-speaking population seems to struggle with homophonic words, age surprisingly not playing a major factor.

Having the ability to correctly use homophones is a skill that’s heavily unappreciated and seems to be dying off slowly. Therefore, if one encounters an individual with such a rare skill, realize how potentially valuable that individual may be. This is especially true for younger people. In a world where smartphones autocorrect wrong spelling but fail to autocorrect wrong homophone usage, this is a skill that should be highly valued.
Example 1 of incorrect usage of homophones

IMBECILE: Omggg your such a republikkkan if you don’t love Biden!!

NON-IMBECILE: *you’re

IMBECILE: I WILL REPORT YOU’RE COMMENT! MY FEELINGS ARE BEING HURT!!!

NON-IMBECILE: YOUR*

IMBECILE: proceeds to block

Example 2 of incorrect usage of homophones:

IMBECILE: Lol TYT always posts good stuff! There sooo smart and always know what’s up.

NON-IMBECILE: TYT is the definition of cringeworthy virtue-signaling. *They’re

IMBECILE: Shut up!! Their not virtue-signaling! There speaking the truth and not actually taking action and fighting injustice because they don’t need to!!

NON-IMBECILE: *They’re **They’re …FFS…

IMBECILE: Oh so now your a grammar nazi?! I’m not in English class so stfu!

NON-IMBECILE: *You’re. And I can clearly tell you’ve never taken English.

IMBECILE: Now your assuming my race!!? I reported you to Facebook!! Enjoy YOU’RE ban!!

NON-IMBECILE: Wait, what? Wow… you’re* YOUR*

IMBECILE: user proceeds to block and cowers to the nearest safe space
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homophone

When gay people need to communicate over vast distances, they use the Homophone.
I called him up on my homophone.
by spunko2014 January 14, 2011
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homophones

Look at those two old rotary telephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!
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hyperphone

A top-tier smartphone with high-end features, performance, and specifications like a superphone, but to one of the greatest extents.
The Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra is quite the hyperphone, for 2022.
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homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.
I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.
by circushead July 25, 2006
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Homophone

Words that have the same pronounciation but mean different things
haughty-hotty
*Sees friend's brother in picture*
girl 1: hey, your brother looks kind of haughty in this picture."
girl 2: omg! you think my brothers hot? gross! hey guys! she thinks my brother's hot!
girl 1: this is why i should never use that kind of homophone around you idiots.
by rosiejade August 22, 2012
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