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homeowner's association

A dictatorial body of self-righteous, arrogant and controlling neighborhood busybodies who think they have a right to tell you what to do with your property, and won't hesitiate to turn you in for the smallest thing including keeping a car they don't like on your driveway, painting your house, manicuring your lawn, etc. It's basically a legalized form of extortion and facism.
A HATE ALL homeowner's association.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 3, 2008
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Homeownersexuals

A term used to describe two homosexuals who live together.
Barry: Have you heard about Brian and John?

Steve: No

Barry: They've just moved in together, they're Homeownersexuals now apparently.
by Ceapto August 24, 2012
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Homethey

The gender neutral version of homeboy and homegirl
Alex is my homethey
by äääääää June 12, 2017
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Homoterian

A woman who has a large group of Homosexual Male friends. She does not want to change them or sleep with them. She attracts gay men everywhere she goes. They all want to be friends with her. A term of endearment.
She is not a fruit flyor a fag hag, she is a homoterian.
by scorpdiva77 February 24, 2015
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Homeowner's Association

A homeowner's organization (Or HOA) is an organization whose job is to ensure houses in a community look nice, and other rules involving said community. Doesn't sound so bad on the surface, correct? In fact that sounds downright reasonable. The problem arises from the type of people who make up that organization--they are the most vindictive, petty, karen-type motherFUCKERS to ever live on this god forsaken rock. They are another reason to stay out of Suburbia, a barren wasteland of the same 4 prefab houses copy pasted over and over again, barely fit for comfortable human habitation.

What do you mean the grass is one millimeter too long, who the FUCK measures grass? There's a WEIGHT LIMIT for dogs in this place? Why are they upset about the trash cans being at the curb, do they think people even care? These people like to micromanage their community with no regard for rule numero dos of life: Mind Your Own Damn Business.
Fuck the Homeowner's Association.
by bapbapbapabpahfb July 29, 2022
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homothetically

the idea of thought of a homosexual or speaking like a homosexual.
Homothetically speaking, the man's ass is hot.
by freedontime February 21, 2006
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homethrob

Noun. Stemming from "homeless heartthrob", a member of the homeless community that possesses many of the physical attributes valued and sought by the superficial man; i.e., come-hither eyes, succulent lips, a sexy smile, flowing hair, shapely figure, etc. Rarely witnessed and once thought to be extinct in North America, the homethrob resides at the top of the homeless food chain.
"Hey, did you just see that guy crawling out of the dumpster? If you took the diaper off of his head, wiped the piss off of his pants, sprayed him with a firehose and had the "I am God" tattoo laser-removed from his forehead, I swear he would be a spittin' image of George Clooney. Talk about a homethrob!"
by Kris Miller August 28, 2005
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