Chris Helstein

Douchenstein, Tweakenstein

That Chris Helstein tried to touch that girl in her sleep.

by efj,hnsejkghsrjkgsrkg May 11, 2012

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

holstine

1. a breed of cow in europe
2. the last name to the hottest blondes in the world

1. look at that holstine grazing up that pasture
2. wow that holstine girl is delicious

by Jillian Markey May 29, 2008

halstein

A great man! Everybody loves Halstein. Most likely a bold guy. So weird.

THAT IS HALSTEIN

by Heddisssss December 3, 2016

Hofstein

straight savage. You want the truth, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Don’t mess with a Hofstein unless you are ready to be cut my a boxcutter.

Look!! That Hofstein is drinking J-J-Jameson

by Dcon216 November 17, 2019

Holsten

A boy. Who’s dick is tiney as shrimp and has blue eyes and never showers but would look good if he did

Holsten how long has it been since you’ve took a bath ?

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Brooke Holsten

Brooke Holsten is the most amazing friend you could have, shes funny, smart, amazing, gorgeus and more!

Brooke Holsten is my friend.

by Georgina sparkss November 5, 2020