A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.

The Holey Bible by MathPlus August 21, 2021

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The Holy Bible

The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.

It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.

The Holy Bible by MathPlus July 13, 2021

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Holy Bible

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Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

Holy Bible by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

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Holy bible

An extremely fictional book about monkeys as an excuse for being a bitch and asshole to gay people

The holy bible is in the drawer

Holy bible by Hehehehehehhehehehehe December 23, 2022