A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
by Goddunit October 19, 2008
The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
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by APY3R January 10, 2022
awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
by im a loser August 27, 2008
I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
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