hoinky

A word to describe a person with nose and chin of equal length(or pointiness)
i.e. that person is hoinky.
famous examples include David Wheater, Noel Fielding

'The gentleperson had a very hoinky complexion'
'His chin was the same length as his neb.
Hoinky get.'

by bifty shugger March 4, 2009

HoIncompetent

A school that doesn't know how to school

I study at HoIncompetent.

by Honingkoek December 9, 2022

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

hoing around

The act of being a ho. Doing ho-like things. To screw or fuck around.

Those girls are always hoing around.

by yz2ggt9q September 17, 2007

hoinflation

A man today has to work 5 time harder than his grandfather did to get a woman 20 times worse

It’s tough these days to find a nice and respectful woman with all this hoinflation going on.

by Jake466 June 14, 2023

Hoink

A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.

Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)

by Krazy Kwueen May 1, 2015

Ya Hoink

A saying for nerds, losers and faggots that only talk about homework, or in other people's homes trying to steal and crash PS3's

Tiny Tim, Phil, Ya hoink!

by muniupa December 31, 2009