Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.

Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.

by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009

Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

Hoffmad

Extremely angry; furious; livid, in a way Michael Hoffmann would react.

Today I couldn't go to the gym and I lost my favorite flannel, it made me Hoffmad.

by BAWSE June 13, 2010

Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

Hoft

To travel on a bicycle, often in a hastily manner, usually to a destination such as the pub.

Person 1: Man you up for a hoft to the pub after work tonight!?
Person 2: Aye man, sounds good.

by TheHoft November 5, 2020

hoffman special

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

by killa killa z December 1, 2010

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010