Hoffmeister Cadence

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

Hoffmeister

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'

'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005

Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

by westsaffa September 8, 2008

hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

hopfee

n.) Related to a hootenanny, a hopfee is any gathering of heterosexual men that includes a large helping of male nudity. Performing sensitive, or feminine acts while in the nude adds to the strength of the hopfee. Turkey in the ham may be involved.

Turkeyintheham, turkeyintheham, ain't no got no turkeyintheham.

"Hey Frank! Wanna come hang with Jim and Buck for a hopfee tonight?"
"No way man, my herpes are breaking out, I'd be sad."
"That's ok!"

by Stitches McGarnigle October 8, 2008

Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013