"That girl got so much hoestory she could write a book"
"That can go in the great book of hoestory"
"Having yo naked pictures out their is apart of yo hoestory"
"That can go in the great book of hoestory"
"Having yo naked pictures out their is apart of yo hoestory"
by Enlighten_Differnt July 19, 2017
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This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
by maddielucy December 31, 2010
Get the Hoester Strudel mug.Hey Cheryl, way to beat Super Mario Bros. III in 14 minutes and 37 seconds. You're a fuckin' Hossette!
by J-Tin September 27, 2009
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the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours
Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes
by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016
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Get the Hoest mug.obsenely powerful magic from fire emblem 4-5, geneology of the holy war. wielded by levn, and, in the second generation, wielded by either corpul, sety(wielder in fe5), or arther. power 30(20 in fe5), hit 80, decent crit in fe5, boosts speed by 20 and skill by 10(20 in fe5). capable of instantly killing ishtar.
by Lamur May 23, 2004
Get the holsety mug.a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account
Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!
by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010
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