hodgepodge-itis

To Don McDonald and Tom Cock of “Talking Real Money,” Hodgepodge-itis is "portfolio sprawl." It is the condition where an investor’s portfolio has become a chaotic collection of random mutual funds, overlapping ETFs, and "zombie" accounts gathered over decades.

"After looking at your twelve different brokerage accounts and thirty overlapping mutual funds, it’s clear you’re suffering from a classic case of Hodgepodge-itis."

by freeman69 February 8, 2026

hodge podge

An unorganised group of items, each without related characteristics.

His lawn was a hodge podge of various kinds of grasses.

by ajhfwewu October 6, 2006

Hodge Podge Beer Pong

When one want's to play beer pong but it out of the normal red party cups. One goes into the kitchen and finds the most random containers to play beer pong with. Examples include, coffee mug or pots, pitchers, steins, measuring cups, teapots or pickle jars or anything else you see fit.

Rumple- Lets play some beer pong
Joe- No, we shall play Hodge Podge beer pong and it shall be grand!
Towns People- Huzzah!

by Arumple January 13, 2009

hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa

1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009

Hodge Podge

A confused or disorderly mass mixture or collection of things; a "mess" or a "jumble".

"Mothers' jumbo is a hodge podge of ingredients."

"Clean up this hodge podge of a room!"

by KinSTEr November 4, 2012

Hodgepodgeflodge

The feeling you get when you press a button that does not work.

"I wonder what this button does?"
Pressed button...nothing happens..
"Dang it does nothing, what a hodgepodgeflodge!"

by ;laskdf November 15, 2007

hodge podge

A slang term describing an innumerable variety of STDs found within a person after a large amount of sexual promiscuity.

I know you think she's fine and you want to tap that, but I wouldn't. She's an easy button to contract a serious case of the hodge podge.

by Pat Doe May 14, 2011