Programs that send out messages on social networking sites pretending to be sexy girls interested in meeting you, fooling many pathetic losers into thinking they are real and forcing them to click on their profiles, only to have their dreams crushed when they find out these hobots do not really exist.
by dmitry925 October 17, 2008
Get the hobotsmug. n. Scruffy android designed to wander from town to town taking odd jobs and unsecured valuables.
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Who would steal half a can of used oil, some rusty screws and an ice pick?
Not who. What! (cue: dramatic spooky music) Sounds like a hobot is loose in the village! Again!
Not who. What! (cue: dramatic spooky music) Sounds like a hobot is loose in the village! Again!
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
Get the hobotmug. A girl who has no opinions or emotions but whorish tendencies.
Usually dressed in too tight clothing and sporting a blank expression, the hobot, unlike a normal ho, has no personality. She is usually deemed more desirable than a normal ho because of that; Guys can do her all they want and never get any backlash.
Usually dressed in too tight clothing and sporting a blank expression, the hobot, unlike a normal ho, has no personality. She is usually deemed more desirable than a normal ho because of that; Guys can do her all they want and never get any backlash.
Audrina Patridge, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton.
Guy: Damnnn, Lexi is so hot!
Other Guy: You should go for her, she's a total hobot. She'll do anything you want and never expect a relationship or anything.
Guy: Damnnn, Lexi is so hot!
Other Guy: You should go for her, she's a total hobot. She'll do anything you want and never expect a relationship or anything.
by frenchwarriors January 1, 2010
Get the hobotmug. Instead of taking a shower, I got hobotic and shaved my legs in the sink at 7-Eleven
"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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by VonPrime Family Houligans August 5, 2011
Get the Hoboticmug. Dude 1: Dude, lets promote our biz by hiring people to walk around with signs.
Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.
Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.
by Contortionist September 25, 2008
Get the Hobotizemug. by Jacomba February 28, 2004
Get the hobotmug.