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hobot

{wh} ho{re} robot
1. twitter spam bot. Usually with sexy/girlnextdoor/hoe avatar.
Usually 0 followers unless followed by other hobots , spambots or noobz
2. Government created social media fake 'person' delivering propaganda.
3. Online social networking PR representative for hire for murderous genocidal dictators & regimes.
Ethereal creatures, a hobot will appear & spam you with a personal message & can just as quickly disappear, though they often return with a new name and siren song, often leading noobz to malware. Sometimes hobots will be automated & others are from hobot 'farms' where operators drive the hobot conversation.
by astromachia July 25, 2011
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n. Scruffy android designed to wander from town to town taking odd jobs and unsecured valuables.

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Who would steal half a can of used oil, some rusty screws and an ice pick?

Not who. What! (cue: dramatic spooky music) Sounds like a hobot is loose in the village! Again!
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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hobot

A girl who has no opinions or emotions but whorish tendencies.

Usually dressed in too tight clothing and sporting a blank expression, the hobot, unlike a normal ho, has no personality. She is usually deemed more desirable than a normal ho because of that; Guys can do her all they want and never get any backlash.
Audrina Patridge, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton.

Guy: Damnnn, Lexi is so hot!
Other Guy: You should go for her, she's a total hobot. She'll do anything you want and never expect a relationship or anything.
by frenchwarriors January 1, 2010
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The hobot's bindle was made of silicon.
by Mongolian Chop May 11, 2003
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Hobotic

engaging in acts of hoboism
Instead of taking a shower, I got hobotic and shaved my legs in the sink at 7-Eleven
"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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by VonPrime Family Houligans August 5, 2011
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Hobotize

The hiring of the homeless to save on paying wages.
Dude 1: Dude, lets promote our biz by hiring people to walk around with signs.

Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.
by Contortionist September 25, 2008
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hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.
by Jacomba February 28, 2004
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