Hobot

Hobot or Ho-Bot, sounds like robot. A Hobot is a bot on the net that sends you spam, instant messages or posts on message boards trying to get you to check out a sex/pornographic site.

This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(

This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(

by Dj Puma February 28, 2007

Hobot

The auto-spammers that fill your inbox for sex or cam sites.

OMG man some hobot just invited me to watch her hot friends naked on cam.

by Unca Milfy April 29, 2010

Hobot

Having relations with men purely for the sake of getting off, with no emotional connection.

I don't even care, I'm in hobot mode.

Hobottin tonight!

by Saranader1 June 18, 2010

Hobot

-A promiscuous robot who has many casual sexual relationships.
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut

That hobot was a freak last night.

by The-Chris April 08, 2009

Hobot

A woman, usually a prostitute, who has sex with multiple partners in short spans of time. A woman who functions as a sexual machine.

Guy #1: Dude, your bachelor party was a total success.
Guy #2: Thanks to that hobot Guy #3 hired, I think EVERYBODY had a good time.

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

hobot

a girl typically between the ages of 14 and 20 who dresses like a ho with her friends (i.e. fake tan, long hair, glops of eye makeup), to the point where you can hardly tell one girl from the next. hobots thrive off of facebook pictures of themselves in mirrors before going out or fake-kissing each other-- presumably for male attention; however, competitive hobots also strive to impress each other, thus continuing the hobot cycle.

"did you see megan's new facebook album?"
"yeah, they're all of her and her friends in the mirror, but they all look the same...she's such a hobot."

by lbk90 December 12, 2009

hobots

Programs that send out messages on social networking sites pretending to be sexy girls interested in meeting you, fooling many pathetic losers into thinking they are real and forcing them to click on their profiles, only to have their dreams crushed when they find out these hobots do not really exist.

"I have so many hot friend requests on Myspace today, too bad they are all hobots!"

by dmitry925 October 17, 2008