hobgoblin

Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.

Wow, so that's what the hobgoblin looks like.

by wordsmite January 26, 2010

hobgoblins

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.

Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.

by kevhanel August 7, 2006

hobgoblin

Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up

"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"

by brewster666 March 12, 2015

Hobgoblin

A Hobgoblin is also a kind of monster or animal in storries and computer-games.
see wordGoblin/word

The Hobgoblins attacked the villagers.

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

hobgoblin

To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.

Tom totally pulled a hobgoblin on that chick from the pub last night.

by TN Woman's Suffrage Group January 2, 2009

Hobgoblin

A person marked by excessive consumption of everything.

"Graham, stop hobgoblinning all the peppers!!"

by swaggynagy May 30, 2014

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008