Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .
by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017
Get the Hobbit rancher mug.Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.
That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.
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Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.
Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.
Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.
by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010
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The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011
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Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.
by deviousrlm September 19, 2009
Get the hobbit bob mug.Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.
The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece
by BTTRPR November 27, 2011
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