Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.

Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!

by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011

fake hearing

A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.

You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

cyber hoarding

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.

by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010

Hearing Aid

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.

Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."

by Uncle Des August 21, 2009

Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.

We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.

by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

app hoarding

the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.

guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!

app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!

guy 1: but you dont play with any!

app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes

guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*

by voodoo man October 24, 2010