hmph

The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.

This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!

by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004

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Hmph is a word to describe you either agree with some shit or you don't agree. Or hell its one of those words that just come out of no where.

Brad Pitt-"I done checked out this fine ass pregnant Asian today"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you fuck her?"

Brad Pitt-"Hell yeah"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you offer her money for the baby?"

Brad Pitt-"hmph"

by J.D Fresh January 22, 2008

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HMPH

Shorthand for a common whine emitted by triathletes who have bitten off more than they can chew on an early season bicycle ride. Stands for "Help, My Pussy Hurts"

Jill: OK Kelvin, let's pick up the pace a little, we only have 30 more miles to go.

Kelvin: HMPH!

by Yuri-Nator April 6, 2011

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hmph

Invented in 1987 by Craig Robinson.

"Hmph"... includes any alternative spelling such as "hmf" or the like

by Merrian-Webster Dictionary July 22, 2006

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hmph

the word law uses when anoyed at her mr dave for being annoyingness and odds.

No law i not gona do dats..
FINE THEN! i not gonna tlk to uuuu HMPH!

by Llama-law November 5, 2004

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this word is commonly referred to a person who is attempting to express his or her feelings in a very loud and boisterous manner. this person on a daily basis will act as if they are consistently on a mission even though they may be doing something that is an everyday task, such as eating an apple. this person may crunch on that apple very loudly while making very satisfactory faces. this person tries to make a sturdy, firm point out of something that to other normal people would seem ridiculous and unimportant. while a "hmph" is trying to make their unimportant point, the individulas in the surrounding area will undoubtably laugh at this person and talk amongst themselves at how ridiculous they look on a daily basis. this person walks with bounce in their step,and when you see a hmph in the hallway, yell HMPH!!

you could use this to call someone a name; look at that hmph!! wow, he's a hmph.

a hmph would do this

*shake his head around a lot while expressing a point or suddenly occuring thought*

by jasidi May 7, 2008

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