Hortonville

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!

I got me a hortonville edumacation.

by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011

hjordis

the most beautiful, stunning, funny, loving, incredible human being you will meet. She will blow you away with her goddess beauty and is the most badass you will ever meet her name means warrior goddess and don't ever hurt her. Take your chance now and never ever let her go. She will love you forever.

wow, that must be a Hjordis, she looks stunning today.

by blake collins October 11, 2020

Hortical

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.

Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.

by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009

Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007

Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.

Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!

by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018

dimitri horton

He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.

dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.

by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018

hortler

The leader of the not shee party. He killed 6,000,000 jüs in the allshitz constipated camp.

Hale hortler, ma dude
We need to send the jüs to the constipated camp.

by Hortler_the_great October 5, 2017