HJ

Short term for Hungry Jacks (The Australian version of Burger King)

Billy: Ahh man I'm hungry for a burger, wanna go get some HJ's?

Tommo: Hell yeah

HJ by Jimmy Man April 19, 2011

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A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

hj by Charlie March 24, 2005

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hj by red clan January 11, 2019

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A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.

pump pump pull...ohhhh......all over your moms fuck sac

hj by James Thurmus September 25, 2003

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Bad Use: Hitler Jugend
means Hitler Youth in German

The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.

Good Use: Hand Job

My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.

Yesterday she gave me a HJ

HJ by Old Wise Man February 13, 2004

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intials for the phrase 'hoof job' a decadent act centaurs frequently engage in, often exchanged for some goods or another service

i'll give you a wicked chafe-free hj in the store 24 parking lot if you take me there in yo jammy

hj by Some Centaurs Saw a Saucer April 22, 2004

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Hj by Grandiose Sadist January 31, 2020