hj

Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces

Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?

by Kristine August 1, 2004

HJ's

A shortened version of the fast food establishment "Hungry Jacks"

"Hey you wanna grab some Jungrys?"
"Yeah HJ's sounds good"

by fidgetKingfisher June 20, 2009

HJ

A handjob.

Hey man! I said 20 for an HJ, not no measly 10.

by Dr. Rockso Baby December 28, 2009

HJ

Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.

Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.

by mhsimp February 7, 2007

HJ

Short term for Hungry Jacks (The Australian version of Burger King)

Billy: Ahh man I'm hungry for a burger, wanna go get some HJ's?

Tommo: Hell yeah

by Jimmy Man April 19, 2011

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

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by red clan January 11, 2019