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AP World History

The number one reason for self harm and suicidal tendencies among overachieving sophomores. Typically, this class takes your AP virginity- but don’t think that its going to start you off easy with rose petals or some shit. This class will fuck you in the ass without any lube- which you’ll know a lot about, because you will develop insomnia and depression because of this fucking class and watch a startling amount of porn, because its 3 am and you need SOME way to get rid of the pent up anxiety. You will bleed over fucking Daoism- which will seem pretty appealing to you, with the whole living-in-the-woods-thing. Don’t know what Daoism is? You’re a lucky son of a bitch. You will cry blood at 3 am because the 10 page guided notes is only halfway done, and you haven’t even finished your own personal chapter outline- which is for some reason a different thing. Don’t take this class unless you already want to die and need one last thing to punch you over the edge.
Non-AP Student- :( I only got 6 hours of sleep last night :(
AP World Student- You ignorant fucking slut. You do not know true pain until you have taken AP World History. I have slept six hours in the past week, I live on coffee and chronic anxiety. I wrote 20 pages of notes in my own blood, and I still got a C on the test because I considered Alexander the Great’s biggest legacy to be forming a lasting empire instead of dissipating the city-states. I am awake right now because I mixed 5 hour energy with DayQuil, which I’m preying will give me a heart attack, and Quizlet is the only god I know.
by Thotticus.Prime September 22, 2018
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Disc Sports History (Frisbee)

1970's Frisbee Becomes a Sport

Guts, Ultimate, Freestyle, Golf, Distance, Accuracy, MTA, Self Caught Flight, Discathon and Double Disc Court became this sports first events.

There are certain people that stand out when acknowledging who laid the ground work for the transition of playing with the Frisbee as a toy to disc sports. The Healy family (Guts), Tom Kennedy (Ultimate and UPA), Ken Westerfield (Utimate, Freestyle and Canadian Open), Jim Kenner (Freestyle and Canadian Open), Dave Marinni (FPA), Jim Palmeri (AFDO), Tom Schot (Santa Cruz Tournaments), Dan Roddick ( IFA and WFDF), Ed Headrick (Whamo and Disc Golf), Joel Silver (Ultimate). These are people that not only excelled with the Frisbee when it was still considered a toy, but help create the formats and concepts through their own tournaments and or organizations that produced the events and organization of disc sports we see today.

The Canadian Open Frisbee Championships, Toronto Canada (the beginning of Freestyle Competition), American Flying Disc Open (AFDO), Rochester, NY, Octad, New Jersey, International Frisbee Tournament (IFT), Marquette, MI, Santa Cruz Flying Disc Classic, Santa Cruz, California, and the World Frisbee Championships (WFC), held at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California, were the most progressive and trend setting tournaments of that time. These tournaments are where the sport of Frisbee ( disc sports ) really began.
Disc Sports History (Frisbee) are documented in
FPA Freestyle Players Association, also in several articles on Wikipedia.
by Frisbee Sports July 26, 2012
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National History Day

A form of torture used by history teachers to ensure that their students have no life.
Dude I would have gone out on saturday, but National History Day is killing my social life.
by swcameroncrazy March 12, 2012
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browser history

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.
I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete
by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014
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AP World History

A disease which is common among seniors and reckless sophomores. The typical symptoms include lack of energy, inability to fall asleep, decrease in social participation, and excessive anxiety. The patients tend to show either/both apathy about life or/and pathological fervor about historic subjects. The disease frequently begins in September each year, reaching its climax in late April and early May, and wanes in June and July. The mortality rate it causes among patients is higher than the chance to get a 5, which is a cure for this disease.
Parent: My child got an allergy involving AP World History.
Doctor: I'm so sorry to hear that! That poor kid must be suffering so much.
by wesand March 31, 2015
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Horrible Histories

A brilliant, historically accurate comedy sketch show on the BBC. The first series of Horrible Histories aired in 2009 and the subsequent seasons in 2010 and 2011. Series 4 is nearing the end of filming and is due to be released sometime in 2012. The cast of Horrible Histories includes Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Martha Howe-Douglas and Simon Farnaby.
Person 1: Horrible Histories is the best show ever!!

Person 2: Of course it is! Its just AMAZING!! I love Horrible Histories! :D

Person 3: Did you guys just say Horrible Histories? That show is brilliant!
by Lod. November 8, 2011
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AP European History

A class that can be extremely difficult or extremely easy depending on the type of teacher you have. I recommend asking older students what the teacher(s) at your school are like before taking this class.

Type A AP Euro Teacher
The teacher that makes it easy is a teacher that gives little to know busy work, actually talks about questions that will be on the exams, and gives curves. Some kids who are retards or are extremely lazy will still find a way to fail, but majority of kids will pass, and about half will pass the AP Exam. They will even let you share the work with other students at times. This is the type of teacher you want, if you get this kind of teacher, it is a great way to boost your GPA.

Type B AP Euro Teacher
This teacher likes to give 2-3 hours of homework every night, mostly considered busywork every night. Tests will be on the 8 chapters assigned the night before the test, and almost everybody will fail and there will be no curves. They will also create retarded projects, useless essays and make you memorize vocab words which wont be on the AP Test. This teacher will likely give you 5 different textbooks, and expect you to read every page of every textbook by the time the year is over. When the AP Test comes around, the 7 people who haven't dropped the class usually end up doing ok, but at the cost of drastically lowering their GPA. These teachers are responsible for roughly 8.2% of teenage suicide.
Student A:I love my AP European History teacher, I have a 95% and I barely study, he goes over all the test questions in class, and I only read chapter outlines on his website! My History teacher Rocks!

Student B:Screw you, There are no A's, 1 B, 3 C's, 40 D's and 80 F's in all of my AP European History teacher's classes, I spend 3 hours a night on homework and have to study 4 hours to get a D on a test, 5 students have killed themselves this year, 7 are in mental hospitals, 6 have eating disorders, 3 are in jail for trying to kill the teacher. AP European History sucks.
by Junker939393 December 3, 2013
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