used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.
see also, hipposer
see also, hipposer
see definition ('hipptard', above)
by razed November 2, 2007
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*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation
*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation
holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?
by thupercereal September 9, 2010
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by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004
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