The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.
The followers are known as "Hipsters".
The followers are known as "Hipsters".
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"
Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"
Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."
Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"
by Anonisamust April 5, 2009
Get the Hipsterism mug.The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
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see also: Down Syndrome, Christianity
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by Pagan4L July 10, 2014
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by Hipsterism January 8, 2018
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by Sacktapass August 28, 2016
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H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
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