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hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.
"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."
by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006
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hipponut

a 3 second moment when a hippo either ejects its sperm into a river or stream
i saw a hipponut
by kirito96 March 23, 2019
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hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.
Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
by Neologician November 14, 2012
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Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.
The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.
by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009
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hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!
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Hippocrit

noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.

Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort

Lacy: Your a walrus

Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*

Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?

Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.

Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
by Truthinese July 29, 2012
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hippobutt

As made famous by the Jr./Sr. High Drama Classes at Edwin Parr Composite High School in Athabasca, Alberta, Canada.

A word yelled at an unexpected time, causing massive fakes of seizures, also fondly referred to as an animal on fire.
Principal (at assembly): Reminding you that...

Drama teacher: Hippobutt!!

Students: Ahhhh!! (pretend seizures)

Principal loses concentration of assembly.
by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008
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