Hipnotiq

Very sweet, tasty type of alcoholic beverage with low alcohol percentage. It's the best thing to buy on the shelf if:

-you will be drinking with people who can't stand hard liquor.
-you cannot stand hard liquor.
-you will be drinking with ladies who hate strong drinks.
-you have bad taste.
-you hate drinking something that's actually worth your money.
-you enjoy hangovers.
-your little sister asked you to get it for her high school friends.
-you wish to distance yourself from your friends.
-you enjoy spending more money for less alcohol per ml.
-your a man who wants to look like a total wimp in front of others at a social gathering.
-you are an idiot.

Man 1: Hey, get me some Hipnotiq will ya?
Man 2: We're not longer friends. Get the hell out of my house.

by AJM7593 May 16, 2008

hipnotize

the attempt of one person to make someone else hip, especially when teenagers try to make their parents cool by repeated exposure to modern music, slang, culture, etc.

I am singing along to these hip hop songs now that Lauren has hipnotized me.

by PurpleGal April 10, 2011

hypnotic

The ability of an individual to make people stop in their tracks and stare.

Her outfit was hypnotic, all of the guys were staring as if hypnotized.

by Alton Nelson December 31, 2003

Hipnotize

1. To force/trick somebody into hipsterdom

2. To become infatuated with the hip and now tech and websites.

Dude, this iphone has me hipnotized, since I got it iv'e started twitter and facebook and post all the time.

by Conartist66 March 26, 2010

ball hipnotized

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.

i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.

by demonlalyer October 6, 2009

Post Hypnotic Suggestion

After a person has been hypnotized they can be given 'post hypnotic suggestion'. This places in their mind the thought that they must continue doing something despite no longer being in a state of false lethargy (also induced by illusions of hypnosis). This suggestion may be ignored as the 'want' that has been induced is not real and only an illusion.

Post hypnotic suggestion is used on some cigarette users in the hope that they will be tricked into thinking they want to quit smoking. It does not work as a general rule unfortunately.

by Srž Tanjur July 28, 2006

hypnotic peach

Effect obtained when a man twists his balls way up so they stick out over the waist of his pants. So named because it looks like a peach is suspended in front of him.

Gaze into my hypnotic peach...

by rancidmonkey February 14, 2004