Hipnotiq

Very sweet, tasty type of alcoholic beverage with low alcohol percentage. It's the best thing to buy on the shelf if:

-you will be drinking with people who can't stand hard liquor.
-you cannot stand hard liquor.
-you will be drinking with ladies who hate strong drinks.
-you have bad taste.
-you hate drinking something that's actually worth your money.
-you enjoy hangovers.
-your little sister asked you to get it for her high school friends.
-you wish to distance yourself from your friends.
-you enjoy spending more money for less alcohol per ml.
-your a man who wants to look like a total wimp in front of others at a social gathering.
-you are an idiot.

Man 1: Hey, get me some Hipnotiq will ya?
Man 2: We're not longer friends. Get the hell out of my house.

by AJM7593 May 16, 2008

Hpnotiq

Liquor characterized by its bright blue hue and fruity flavor. A popular choice among younger drinking crowds, especially females.

Also mentioned in several rap/hip-hop songs such as Nick Cannon's "Gigilo".

You can get Hpnotiq at Super-Kmart.

by Lil S (EASTSIDAZ) March 24, 2004

hypnotiq

A mixed liqueur, made with vodka, cognac, and tropical flavors. It's colored blue, and is about 34 proof (17% alcohol).

Gimme an Incredible Hulk, that's Henny and Hypnotiq, G.

by Bill G March 28, 2005

Hpnotiq

a blue liquor that is made of vodka, cognac, and tropical fruit juices, that can be drank straight or mixed with other liquors like hennessey to make an incredible hulk

I bought a bottle of hpnotiq yesterday

by kissablekristi November 25, 2003

hypnotiq

The best tasting vodka ive ever had, you cant even taste the alcohol in it. very easy to down and great for mixing. awesome with blue faygo.

I mixed half a double shot full of hipnotiq a tiny bit of tonic water and the rest with greygoose the buzz was amazing.

by stewf00 January 10, 2005

hypnotiq

best alcohol ever!!! You bring this to a party, man bitches be on ur dick just for a sip!!!

GIRL:Oh baby can I have a sip? PLEASE!?
GUY: SUCK MY DICK FIRST BITCH!!
GIRL: Yes! cock and hypnotiq taste so good together!

by CristoRey September 15, 2006

Hpnotiq Pussy

An amazing drink consisting of Hpnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hpno-Puss or HP for short. Originated in Shoreline, Washington

Jordan: "I been sippin on this Hpno-Puss all night, I'm boutsta P.O."

Damian: "Same dog. Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's get some dro and play Madden.

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"

by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007