Hipnotiq

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Very sweet, tasty type of alcoholic beverage with low alcohol percentage. It's the best thing to buy on the shelf if:

-you will be drinking with people who can't stand hard liquor.
-you cannot stand hard liquor.
-you will be drinking with ladies who hate strong drinks.
-you have bad taste.
-you hate drinking something that's actually worth your money.
-you enjoy hangovers.
-your little sister asked you to get it for her high school friends.
-you wish to distance yourself from your friends.
-you enjoy spending more money for less alcohol per ml.
-your a man who wants to look like a total wimp in front of others at a social gathering.
-you are an idiot.

Man 1: Hey, get me some Hipnotiq will ya?
Man 2: We're not longer friends. Get the hell out of my house.

Hipnotiq by AJM7593 May 16, 2008

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Hpnotiq

Liquor characterized by its bright blue hue and fruity flavor. A popular choice among younger drinking crowds, especially females.

Also mentioned in several rap/hip-hop songs such as Nick Cannon's "Gigilo".

You can get Hpnotiq at Super-Kmart.

Hpnotiq by Lil S (EASTSIDAZ) March 24, 2004

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hypnotiq

A mixed liqueur, made with vodka, cognac, and tropical flavors. It's colored blue, and is about 34 proof (17% alcohol).

Gimme an Incredible Hulk, that's Henny and Hypnotiq, G.

hypnotiq by Bill G March 28, 2005

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Hpnotiq

a blue liquor that is made of vodka, cognac, and tropical fruit juices, that can be drank straight or mixed with other liquors like hennessey to make an incredible hulk

I bought a bottle of hpnotiq yesterday

Hpnotiq by kissablekristi November 25, 2003

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hypnotiq

The best tasting vodka ive ever had, you cant even taste the alcohol in it. very easy to down and great for mixing. awesome with blue faygo.

I mixed half a double shot full of hipnotiq a tiny bit of tonic water and the rest with greygoose the buzz was amazing.

hypnotiq by stewf00 January 10, 2005

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hypnotiq

best alcohol ever!!! You bring this to a party, man bitches be on ur dick just for a sip!!!

GIRL:Oh baby can I have a sip? PLEASE!?
GUY: SUCK MY DICK FIRST BITCH!!
GIRL: Yes! cock and hypnotiq taste so good together!

hypnotiq by CristoRey September 15, 2006

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Hpnotiq Pussy

An amazing drink consisting of Hpnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hpno-Puss or HP for short. Originated in Shoreline, Washington

Jordan: "I been sippin on this Hpno-Puss all night, I'm boutsta P.O."

Damian: "Same dog. Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's get some dro and play Madden.

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"

Hpnotiq Pussy by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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