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Hinson

a guy who likes samuel l. jackson and bob dole. One eyebrow is higher than the other. He reminds his girlfriend of dead birds. He also says "Youre a terrible stuntman," "this is madness," and "that's what she said," alot. Freakishly tall, poofy hair, and knows what the Harry Potter is.
"That Hinson is madness."
by MJMM October 9, 2008
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honswoggle

To absolutely devour something. To gobble something up so bad it’s concerning. Eating something like it’s your last meal. -TTP
“You absolutely honswoggled that school lunch, eat eat eat headahh.”
by Common_Logic August 12, 2022
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sierra hinson

a sierra hinson is a Grimmlin creature Who is very fat and will eat anything in its tracks. It usually will go after anything with a dick, and also has a smelly vagina that pets can’t help but go after her dirty pants.
why is that cat sniffing those pants?

oh, well those are sierra‘s pants and they often like the smell of fish.

I was walking through the mall and happened to see a Sierra Hinson.

hurry up and get animal control on the phone.

where did all the food go in the kitchen?

Sierra came over and ate every little crumb, she wonders why she so fat
by dontplaywme February 12, 2018
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sloppy hinson

this is the act of taking it in the ass while listening and singing along to ganster rap
mark: hey ross im horny, fancy a sloppy hinson?
ross: 2 right i'll grab my 2pac cd, brrappp
by Tommy Bob Ryan July 6, 2007
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Hinsonic

The fat mother fucker. That is probably really gay; but afraid to admit. 2 One that never has sex. 3 one who consumes alochol.
That Kid is Hinsonic.
by Nick March 5, 2005
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hinsonize

1. To take a seemingly significant situation and making a joke of it.

2. A way of making light of a stressful situation.

3. Behaving in a juvenile fashion during professional situations.

4. Having no shame in attempts to be humorous.
That motherfucker hinsonizes every staff meeting we have. The other day he intentionally farted when the boss paused for dramatic effect.
by NewSputnik March 7, 2011
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Hinson'd

to be caught in an elaborate prank that shall be retold throughout the ages. Usually ends with a hospital visit.
Did you hear about Billy? He got totally hinson'd when some guy put a bobcat in a briefcase and left it in his driveway...
by LHigg June 7, 2011
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