halberd

A polearm resembling a long-handled axe, the halberd also features a spike sprouting from the end of the haft that can be used as a spear, and a hook opposite the axe-head that was used to pull mounted knights from their horses.

The King's guards crossed their halberds across the door to the throne room, denying the messenger entry.

by KingPhoenix February 20, 2005

Hiberdating

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

by downbeat March 14, 2004

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

by Darkhg November 28, 2009

hilter

what you get when you misspell "Hitler" on this website.

opps i mispelt hilter

by Augster March 23, 2009

hibergayting

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.

Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.

by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016