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Lake Michigan Highball

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."
by Ginakakis November 14, 2012
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hippy highball

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010
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Highball

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020
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Aldergrove Highball

Ingesting 2 illicit drugs at the same time or in rapid succession.

The term is derived from 2 words. One being the small skid town of Aldergrove and the other term "highball" being a drink consisting of 2 ingredients. The exact origin of this term is debated by historians even to this day but it is believed to have originated in the small hamlet of Springfield behind what used to be Safeway
Bro 1: Holy. Chad is fucking mangled right now
Bro 2: Ya man he smoked crack right after eating a bunch of ecstacy
Bro 1: oh he had an Aldergrove highball.
by Scroto T Baggins January 2, 2020
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Lake Superior Highball

A Lake Superior Highball is when you don't want any other beverage besides Water.
I wasn't exactly feeling like drinking anything besides water so I told the waitress "Hey I'll just stick with the Lake Superior Highball."
by Womboman January 15, 2011
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highball

A short 1oz (mostly) drink. The hard is usually from the front bar (Rye, Vodka, White Rum, Tequila, etc) mixed with a soft drink or juice. Can be doubled or Tripled.
Cheap Highballs can include: Rye&Coke, Rum&Coke, Screwdriver, Vodke Slim, etc..
by Klautt August 8, 2005
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Lake Michigan Highball

Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.
by Harling Mays November 14, 2012
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