hesher

A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.

We sold that hesher oregano! Look, he's acting like he's all stoned!

Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.

by \o|o/ April 24, 2006

Hesher

a Person usu. male who frequents metal shows and Music Stores. Generally Possessing long Hair. Pre-"Grunge" era, yet similar in appearance.

"hey, check out that Hesher in the Metallica Shirt"

by Greezy Hesher August 31, 2011

hesher

Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache

Damn, look at the Krokus backpatch on the greasy hesher!!!!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

hesher

Someone who smokes and drinks and loves metal.

Cephalic carnage...full on heshers

by Bill Llib September 21, 2005

Heshteg

This is heshteg.
This is how Russian savages say hashtag in sentence.
It can also be used when u want to swear.

HOLY HESHTEG VLADIMIR VAT IS YOUR PREBLEM!!

Ugh dis website keeps on heshteging my texts.

by Heshteg Greg May 29, 2018

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005

Heshen

Scummy dudes, hanging out at skateparks, probably not wearing shirts, dating girls about half their age.

Often covered in bad homemade tattoos, and drinking large 64 ounce mountain dews.

Why is Jonah smoking weed with 13 year olds, and listening to shitty nu metal?

Because Jonah is a Heshen.

by certainlynotanthony September 3, 2012