brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004
Get the heres your sign mug.Person 1: Who scored that amazing goal last night.
Person 2: Bicylce kick, top bins?
Person 1: Nah then shithead
Person 2: Well it was The Haresan.
Person 2: Bicylce kick, top bins?
Person 1: Nah then shithead
Person 2: Well it was The Haresan.
by KingOfBlitz October 22, 2019
Get the Haresan mug.A sign used widely in theological circles denoting dodgy logic, and doctrinal unsoundness. The arm is made to look like a heron, with the lower arm held vertically to look like the neck, and the hand perpendicular to symbolise the beak.
It appears to have originated quite recently, though it has now spread all over Great Britain and is thought to have arrived in America.
It appears to have originated quite recently, though it has now spread all over Great Britain and is thought to have arrived in America.
"Jesus was adopted as Son later in life, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.
"The Creator isn't the same guy as the Redeemer, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.
"The Creator isn't the same guy as the Redeemer, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.
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by LongRanger2 April 17, 2009
Get the sweet hereafter mug.A crime committed by cheap partiers in which you pay absolutely no money for alcohol/drugs, but you still manage to get more than anybody else. This is especially true when you take large amounts of alcohol from a party and bring it back to your own crib so you can throw your own party for free. You can steal individual cans and hide them in your cargo pockets, or if you are stealthy enough to get away with an unopened case that works just as well.
by KrispyKremeKing November 21, 2011
Get the Habitual Heresy mug.Heresy is from the Greek hairesis meaning, choose, and by extension in Theological terms, "doctrines of men who have chosen to follow their own views." In general, heresy is a self-chosen doctrine not emanating from God's word. Any doctrine or teaching which is contradictory to established Church doctrine based on the Holy Bible is called a heresy.
For example, Jesus being the Son of God is established Church doctrine based on the Bible. To forsake the word and choose to believe he is not, would be heresy! back
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