nerd herder

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.

"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."

by Queen_K June 11, 2006

nerf herder

A redneck of the Star Wars Universe. Often also known as a farm-boy; He is skilled in many rustic activities and knowledgeable in the ways of farm work.

The nerf herder corralled the nerfs into the shelter.

by D1rty R3dn3ck May 13, 2006

terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.

We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.

by Joemamma2 July 19, 2006

shit herder

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult

fuck off you shit herder

by Poo fetish June 24, 2003

Sheeple Herder

A sheeple herder is someone who protects the feelings of 45 supporters by assisting in deflection or removing facts from a conversation, so their heads and feelings don't get hurt.

When it comes to Karen's friends, she's the Sheeple Herder, always helping them keep their heads in the sand.

by Ayantmira March 24, 2020

heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011

Turf Herder

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.

Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.

by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009