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herbstock 

(n) Variation of herb. A herb of herbs. Poser who tries too hard to act and look cool. If you look at somebody and have an urge to punch them in the face, they are a herb. If you look at somebody and feel the urge to go get a baseball bat, they are a herbstock.
I saw this wasted herbstock stumbling around outside Wrigley Field last night. I think he was pissed the cubs lost. He had a popped collar, barbed wire tattoo, and was drinking Sparks.
herbstock by TheGovana July 30, 2010
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herpetoculturist 

A person who is heavily involved in the reptile industry. Whether from a simple hobbyist to a large chain owner.
"The reptile expo this weekend will be full of herpetoculturist, some buying reptiles/amphibians, and many others selling and doing educational shows."
herpetoculturist by Brandon Malfoy February 28, 2016

herpetology 

The study of herping, not to be confused with derpetology, the study of derping.
Man, I wish I could major in herpetology, that'd be so chill.
herpetology by HerpDerp3 May 1, 2011
a herb , homo, douche bag, a what ever all rolled up into one - a herbito also known as "herbert" or "jed"

"Jon" is herbito's brother
"mick is a herbito"
or

"hey herbito get the fuck out of my way"

or

"herbito keeps calling me"
herbito by the bizzle September 2, 2003

Herbatory 

marijuana, high in grade, headies, piff, pot, ganja, weed
Yo!! Wheres the muh fuggin herbatory ???

Don't know, its a drought... SMH
Herbatory by Jimster77 December 9, 2011

heretoraidanddestroy 

Someone who wrote this definition and should go fuck themself:

"Anime
Overrated shit that guys watch because they are really weird. Honestly, anime girls can literally slap a guy and then the guy gets flung to saturn. But if she fights, she literally can't do shit otherwise, what a logic. How can a muscled man get flung to saturn by some 3-foot 13 year old scrub tell me?!"
Dave: Hey, have you heard of heretoraidanddestroy
Mike: No, I haven't.
Dave: Ok, good.

Herretoilettet 

The place where 3.x goes every break. Also known as HT
Boy 1: Wanna come to HT?
Boy 2: Sure i do miss Herretoilettet
Herretoilettet by Tobias Lange November 23, 2021