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(n) Variation of herb. A herb of herbs. Poser who tries too hard to act and look cool. If you look at somebody and have an urge to punch them in the face, they are a herb. If you look at somebody and feel the urge to go get a baseball bat, they are a herbstock.
I saw this wasted herbstock stumbling around outside Wrigley Field last night. I think he was pissed the cubs lost. He had a popped collar, barbed wire tattoo, and was drinking Sparks.
by TheGovana July 27, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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