hemp

you retard. you don't smoke hemp.

retard 1 : im goning to smoke hemp

smart one 1: you cant fucking smoke hemp

by smart one October 4, 2006

Hemped

Past tense of hemp except to mean help or in this case, helped. Made up by the Hempstress at the first of it's kind hemp shop at the Rochester public market district in western NY, USA.

I was fully hemped at the hemp shop, located down at the Rochester public market district in western NY, by the hempster and his hempstress.

by #mrshempstress October 10, 2019

hemped

To cover an item, any item, with hemp.

Check out those HEMPED headphones!

by Kate_42 January 29, 2009

hempes

the misfortunate state of having both herpes and hemorrhoids; describing someone who is really really nasty.

"Front to back that bitch was nothin but hempes"

by love doc November 8, 2003

hemp wick

A device used by avid marijuana smokers to light the perfect bowl/bong. It's pretty much a rope of hemp that you light with a butane lighter which burns slowly and will be less harsh on the lungs. Normally wrapped around lighters so that it can be easily lit.

Mike pulled out his hemp wick wrapped lighter and lit the bowl, we all got fucked up and it wasn't harsh at all.

by SoupMastr October 31, 2011

Hemp of Hipsters

A group of hipsters. Similar to saying "a pride of lions" or "a murder of crows"

Oh my god, did you see that hemp of hipsters sitting in the Lower Left dining hall blasting Crystal Castles?

by ryshh12 March 22, 2011

General Hemp

The General of Hemp. Aidan John Haley unknown General until now. The General grew hemp and sold it in 1911. Lived in Connecticut and had a good run.

General Hemp has the longest hemp farm.

by General Hemp June 2, 2020