hem

to be caught up in and cant get loose

She had me all hemmed up in that stank house with aunt roberta.

by pam September 28, 2003

Hems

Hard earned money. Used in replacement of dollars.

I got 'bout 30 hems left.

by Alex Cuellar May 19, 2008

hemness

To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.

Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."

by Heather Hemness June 13, 2008

Hem, hem, hem

Basicly means "gimme!" What someone says when they REALLY want something, but no one's giving them anything cuz they can't ask and they never bring anything to the table. Usually a mooch.

Alex: "Hey, does anyone wanna hit this weed? Anyone at all?"
Dave: "Hem, hem, hem!"

by fade650 February 10, 2010

hem

A shortened version of "ahem".

Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

Hemmed

Suffering from severe hemorrhoids.

No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.

by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017

hem

opposite of meh

'how are you?'
'hem'

by sheepy mcsheep January 15, 2004